|Fig.1: "Why did I come in here again?"|
Sunday, June 29, 2014
The Fourth Crusade
Composed by Sima Dave circa Sunday, June 29, 2014 No comments:
Labels: Byzantine Empire, Catholicism, Christianity, Constantinople, Crusades, Eastern Europe, Eastern Orthodox, Fourth Crusade, Medieval Europe, Venice
Setting: Istanbul, Turkey
Sunday, June 22, 2014
The Third Crusade
|Fig.1: Tripoli and Antioch didn't |
appreciate the Dominions of Saladin
being all up in their business.
Composed by Sima Dave circa Sunday, June 22, 2014 No comments:
Labels: Catholicism, Christianity, Crusades, Cyprus, Frederick Barbarossa, Islam, Medieval Europe, Middle East, Philip II of France, Richard I of England, Saladin, Third Crusade
Setting: Acre, Israel
Sunday, June 15, 2014
The Second Crusade
|Fig.1: The Crusader States of Edessa, |
Antioch, Tripoli, and Jerusalem might as
well have been renamed Grumpy, Dopey,
Bashful and Doc based on their actions
between the First and Second Crusades.
Composed by Sima Dave circa Sunday, June 15, 2014 No comments:
Labels: Catholicism, Christianity, Conrad III of Germany, Crusades, Holy Land, Islam, Louis VII of France, Medieval Europe, Middle East, Second Crusade, Syria
Setting: Damascus, Syria
Sunday, June 8, 2014
The First Crusade
It is written in the Holy Scrolls of Acre that June shall be Crusades month! Okay, maybe I jotted that down on a Wendy's napkin last week at lunch, but it is written nonetheless! All this month, I will be covering the first four Crusades, which were honestly the only really effective Crusades (the words "effective" and "Crusades" aren't used too often together, but we're grading on a curve here). So sit back on your horse, get your chain mail on, and let's get ready to add a little more bloodshed to the tumultuous history of the Holy Land (more like the Bloody Land, if you ask me).
Remember when you were six-years-old, and some bully kicked you out of your favorite sandbox at the playground? Well what if, twenty-some years later, your cousins went back to that sandbox and beat up the random kids playing in it, just for revenge? That's sort of like how the Crusades went. Orthodox Christians lost control of the Levant (the "Holy Land" region now chiefly shared by the uncomically grumpy roommates: Israel and Palestine) during the Islamic conquests of the Middle East in the 7th century. Over four hundred years later, Catholic Christians went on a temper tantrum about it and decided to "take back" the region, even though it hadn't been under Western control since Ancient Roman days. Of course the people ruling there were a different group of Muslims than the ones who took it over in the first place, but they were making castles in the wrong sandbox nonetheless. What resulted was the beginning of religious and political strife that covered the Levant in blood for the next two hundred years...and then all the hundreds of years after that (not to mention the hundreds of years before). But hey, at least Europeans learned some maths and acquired a taste for spices! That makes up for it, right?
|Fig.1: A sandbox next to the twirly |
slide is worth fighting for.
Composed by Sima Dave circa Sunday, June 08, 2014 No comments:
Labels: Byzantine Empire, Catholicism, Christianity, Crusades, First Crusade, Holy Land, Islam, Jerusalem, Levant, Medieval Europe, Middle East
Setting: Jerusalem, Israel
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